We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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