I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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