the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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