We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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