i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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