the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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