i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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