help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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