He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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