YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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