I don't think brook has ever known best
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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