I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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