You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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