After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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