Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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