At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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