Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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