i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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