OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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