God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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