This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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