You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Randomize
