Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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