yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There's always time for handjobs
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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