I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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