Kiss
Puke
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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