question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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