it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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