This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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