i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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