Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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