I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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