love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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