super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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