are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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