Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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