but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
last night I used snow as a chaser
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