Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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