im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
