Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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