You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
