Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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