why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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