Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
