I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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