38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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