they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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