Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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