I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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