your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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