after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
God, I missed his penis.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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