best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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