There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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