all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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